SLAMpeg 4267: Santana vs Mike Reed

Mike isn’t quite ready to face Santana just yet. He needs to finish pumping iron with some of the smallest dumbbells you’ve ever seen. But upon finishing his workout, he enters the ring, where Santana slaps the taste right out of his mouth, then delivers a low blow from behind.

Who’s the dumbbell now?

What follows is one of the most lopsided beatdowns you’ll ever see. From crescent kicks to rakes of the back, to elbow shots, to Santana’s patented headbutts, the veteran picks apart and wipes the ring with Reed.

In between the taunting and posing, Santana delivers nerve pinches, throat thrusts, Sleepers, and some hard-hitting assaults in the corners. By the time Reed is little more than a puddle on the mat, Santana has delivered more than 15 minutes of pain. She caps off her efforts with a Bulldog out of the corner followed by a Moonsault off the ropes, then nails the hapless Reed with not one, not two, not three, but FOUR devastating pedigrees to earn quite possibly the easiest 3 count in the history of professional wrestling.