SLAMpeg 1851: Leah Von Dutch & Santana vs Titan

Cash-strapped Santana and Leah issue an open challenge, hoping to make some quick money. Their initial confidence is quickly dissolved by the entrance of none other than the gigantic Titan, prompting them to try and make their escape. Titan persuades them to stay, promising that they’d get their money if they could win 1 fall before he won 5. Unsurprisingly, their decision to stay is sadly misguided. This match is a massacre from start to finish.

Titan toys cruelly with the two ladies. Flattening them with Clotheslines, yanking on their hair, tamping on brutal chokeholds, he lays them out over and over. Humiliation is the defining theme as he keeps the ladies at arm’s length like errant children, laughing off their punches as if they were nothing. The ladies lose fall after fall, choked out repeatedly, dropped by single KO punches, dizzied by monstrous power moves. Titan even ties Santana to the ring post while putting Leah out with a claw hold.

A final KO punch ensures that Santana joins Leah in dreamland and a victorious Titan struts off at the end, leaving the tortured duo unconscious on the mat.