SLAMpeg 2142: Christina Von Eerie vs Shanna

Christina appears to be in an ill temper at the beginning of this match, rudely ordering the referee to leave the ring and retrieve the bell in order to ring it. Turns out that ill temper is about to create some trouble for her opponent Shanna who suffers sustained agony through the first 2/3 of the match, getting in little more than some token resistance.

A domineering Christina lays into her with a Full Nelson, Waistscissors, Bow & Arrow, Tree of Woe and numerous other moves as well as brawling tactics like clubbing blows, choking, Headbutts, and even some hairpulling. At one point, Shanna tries to get her hands on a baseball bat only to have it used on her by Christina. The chaos swells to such a peak that the referee throws up his hands in despair and practically gives up on the ladies as they skulk around the ring, each trying to get the upper hand in one insidious fashion or another.

A pair of crutches is brought into the action and the hammer for the bell is used in ways it’s certainly not designed for. Shanna eventually musters up some energy to resist, matching Christina blow for blow, but the match is little more than an uncontrolled brawl at this point, spilling in and out of the ring. The use of an exercise ball and an inflatable bat softens one lady up enough that her adversary is able to roll her up for the 3 count, probably prompting the frazzled referee to take the rest of the day off.