SLAMpeg 3343: April Hunter & Mickie Knuckles vs Chelsea Green

Apparently the dastardly Jayme Jameson is paying people to beat up blondes! This of course is bad news for Chelsea when she is approached by Mickie Knuckles. Mickie assures Chelsea it's nothing personal, but that's no consolation for Green as she is absolutely mauled in this encounter! No ref around either, so lots of shenanigans going on. In the end, the somewhat deranged Mickie is talking to herself about cats, leprechauns and random other stuff while viciously pulling on Chelsea's hair, making sure she slowly fades into unconsciousness.

Things don't change for the better when Chelsea eventually regains consciousness, as she finds powerful April Hunter doing a number on her! April has heard about Jayme's assignment as well and has decided that she's going to audition for the role of "Destroyer of Blondes" too. And without spoiling too much for you, let's just say that's exactly what happens.