SLAMpeg 1690: Su Yung vs Titan

We’d love to tell you that Su Yung put up a valiant fight against the massive Titan in this intergender battle. We’d love to tell you that she put up a stunning offensive effort against her much larger opponent. We’d love to tell you that Su pulled off the upset of all upsets.

We’d love to, but we can’t. Because it’s just not true.

In reality, this match went pretty much the way you’d expect, with Titan using his lopsided size and strength advantage to the fullest to torment and torture Su through the entirety of this match. Massive clubs to the back, stomps and kicks wear down Su, leaving her reeling and ripe for Titan to apply Backbreakers and sidebreakers over his knee, a Boston Crab and Camel Clutch. Titan ties Su to the Tree of Woe, chokes her against the ropes and even uses a foreign object to nearly choke her out.

Su screams her submission on four separate occasions in this match, but Titan isn’t finished until he’s battered poor Su from proverbial pillar to post, mercifully finishing her off with an over-the-knee Backbreaker followed by a massive Chokeslam that leaves Su motionless on the canvas.