SLAMpeg 4007: Jayme Jameson & Vanessa Kraven vs Santana

Santana marches down to the ring, fired up, and looking for answers! Specifically, she wants to know why Vanessa targeted her friend Dominique Fabiano for a blonde beatdown when Dominique isn't even blonde. Neither is Santana, but that doesn't stop Vanessa from seeing red (or, uh, yellow in this case) and taking the fight to Santana out of nowhere. She dumps Santana out of the ring and uses a handful of the would-be-heroine's hair to hurl her from wall to wall. Back in the ring, Vanessa rakes Santana's back and stands on her hands while grabbing her hair for extra leverage. Heavy thigh presses to Santana's spine keep her glued to the mat and helpless to stop Vanessa from wearing her headband. Bent over the ropes, punched in her stomach, and repeatedly back attacked, all Santana can do is hold on as long as she can until Vanessa makes her pass out in a hairpull Camel Clutch.

But even then, it's not over until Jayme, nemesis of blondes everywhere, gets her slice of the pie. Jayme may have paid Vanessa to do her dirty work, but that doesn't mean she's above picking on an already beaten Santana. Blonde or not, Santana is going to pay for Jayme's recent frustration! Jayme combines a crab hold with a hairpull to punish Santana, and then a hairpull with a Surfboard stretch, and then hairpull with a... you get the idea. Jayme picks Santana up and smashes her against the top turnbuckle and locks in another Camel Clutch before driving her forearm across Santana's face. She is relentless, strangling Santana with her own hair and prized headband. A final boot choke sends Santana to La-La Land, where she can dream about never having to wrestle Vanessa or Jayme again!