SLAMpeg 2088: MsChif vs Miss Rachel

We’re used to seeing the powerful MsChif dominate her opponents in the ring, but this time, against Miss Rachel, she’s the one being dominated.

The pair start the match circling each other like predators, MsChif sounding out her scream to disconcert her would-be prey. But Miss Rachel turns out to be the predatory one, taking poor MsChif apart in what’s less of a wrestling match and more of a hairpulling, choke-happy massacre.

The cruel Englishwoman puts on shoulder clamps, rakes her eyes, squashes her into corners. But, most of all, she pulls on MsChif’s two-toned hair and chokes her again and again. We get hair-assisted Chinlocks, hair-assisted chokes, hair yanked around the ropes, handful of hair as leverage. And when she’s not pulling MsChif’s hair, Miss Rachel’s strong hands and arms are wrapped firmly around her neck. The final combination choke/Half Nelson that puts MsChif out is practically an act of mercy.