SLAMpeg 4596: Alex Gracia vs Hayley Shadows

We open with a quick promo from self-professed “Barbie Killer” Hayley who predicts she will rip the head off the “Pink Dream” followed by Alex who thinks Hayley is mean, shows off her fancy ring jacket and declares herself unbreakable! Gracia heads straight to ringside but that’s as far as she gets before getting jumped by Shadows and choked out with that very fancy ring jacket!

A Rear Chinlock is followed by Haley’s not so fancy vest wrapped around Alex’s throat and then a Sleeper, and so ends the technical portion of the proceedings. But Haley’s just getting started putting Alex’s “unbreakable’ claim to the test with a little help from her friends, a jump rope, plunger, baseball bat and last but certainly not least, a rolling pin! While Hayley does little to actually make good on her boast to rip her head off, she does choke her, with everything, in just about every creative and cruel way possible! Constantly rotating objects, unable to decide which is most effective Hayley never gives the talented youngster a chance to turn the tide, she barely gets a chance to breathe! Blows delivered with the plunger and baseball bat add a little variety to Hayley’s assault but it’s the rolling pin that steals the show as Shadow’s treats the back of Alex’s hands like cookie dough!

Not so much a match as an assault, Hayley adds insult to choking with selfies of Gracia and that fancy ring jacket. She might regret that if a rematch is ever signed!