SLAMpeg 3853: Amber Nova vs Lady Chardonnay Darcy

Lady Chardonnay Darcy declares that she’s come here from England, and she’s not happy to be sharing a ring with a “stupid American” like Amber. And while she’s willing to give Amber a chance, she doesn’t have high expectations that Amber will put up much of a fight.

A fired-up Amber opens with a kick to the gut, clubs to the back, and kicks and a foot choke in the corner, before tossing Lady Chardonnay and slamming her face-first to the mat. Amber works her over in the corner once more before another face slam to the mat. Lady Chardonnay delivers a Headbutt to Amber’s midsection, and suddenly the Brit is in complete control of the bout. She slams Amber face first into the turnbuckles and to the mat. She pokes Amber’s eyes, bits at her ear, and chokes Amber with her own hair.

In the end, however, one wrestler passes out while trapped in a one-legged Boston Crab to end the contest. Was Amber able to pull out the victory, or was Lady Chardonnay’s pre-match cockiness justified?