SLAMpeg 3300: Jessicka Havok vs Su Yung

Su is attempting to have a party in the ring, only to have it shut down by Jessicka, who points out that a ring is not a place to party in. Su disagrees vocally, only to have Jessicka challenge her to a submissions-only match with Su's knee- and kickpads as the prizes, their civilian outfits be damned. And the fact that they're wearing jeans doesn't prevent either woman from bringing the pain.

Jessicka's starts off overpowering the smaller lady with a test of strength only to have it be reversed by Su, who climbs up on the ropes to get some extra leverage. If you ever wanted to see Jessicka being brought to her knees by the tiny Su in a test of strength of all things, this is your match! Su moves on to a Sleeper that Jessicka powers out of her usual way - lifting Su in a piggyback and running her into the corner. She ragdolls Su in a Full Nelson, practically snaps her in half with extended submissions and essentially leaves her a grease spot on the mat. Su's neck is rendered skinnier via chokes on the ropes, neckscissors and even strangling via her beloved party shirt.

None of it prevents Su from keeping up a rapid-fire commentary though, something that likely enrages Jessicka even more. Whether Su will be able to make a last-minute comeback remains an open question through to the final minutes of this hard-fought, extremely loud match!